pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
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pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
pozdrav svima,nov sam ovde sviram gitaru mozda 8 meseci nasao sam se u bluzu ,ovako pocetnicki i sa malo znaja sviram ga apsolutno iz srca uglavnom da ne duzim svaki savet u vezi samog sviranja bluza bi mi dobrodosao u bilo kom obliku.hvala
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Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
1. Nauci pentatoniku vrlo dobro.
2. Kreni da pijesh momacki i pushish.
3. Seti se psa kojeg su ti ubili sinteri i svih zena koje su te ostavile.
4. Gledaj kishu kroz prozor i razmisljaj o besmislu zivota.
5. Ako imash jos nekih zahebanijih zivotnih problema, eto karijere...
2. Kreni da pijesh momacki i pushish.
3. Seti se psa kojeg su ti ubili sinteri i svih zena koje su te ostavile.
4. Gledaj kishu kroz prozor i razmisljaj o besmislu zivota.
5. Ako imash jos nekih zahebanijih zivotnih problema, eto karijere...
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Јесте стара фора, али и даље одлично ради посао
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."
3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."
4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.
5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.
8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.
9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
10. Good places for the Blues:
a. Highway
b. Jailhouse
c. An empty bed
d. Bottom of a whiskey glass
11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom's
b. Gallery openings
c. Ivy league institutions
d. Golf courses
12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
13. You have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You older than dirt
b. You blind
c. You shot a man in Memphis
d. You can't be satisfied
14. You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You have all your teeth
b. You were once blind but now can see
c. The man in Memphis lived
d. You have a pension fund
15. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
16. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues
17. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. Cheap wine
b. Whiskey or bourbon
c. Muddy water
d. Nasty black coffee
18. The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast
19. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
20. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling
21. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie
22. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
23. Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")
24. I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.
Дакле, узевши у обзир последњу ставку, сама чињеница да си се обрео на форуму те дисквалификује за бављење блузом
Осим ако не успеш непобитно да докажеш да ниси користио сопствени компјутер, и да ти је била потребна асистенција при употреби истог.
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."
3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."
4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.
5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.
8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.
9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
10. Good places for the Blues:
a. Highway
b. Jailhouse
c. An empty bed
d. Bottom of a whiskey glass
11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom's
b. Gallery openings
c. Ivy league institutions
d. Golf courses
12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
13. You have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You older than dirt
b. You blind
c. You shot a man in Memphis
d. You can't be satisfied
14. You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You have all your teeth
b. You were once blind but now can see
c. The man in Memphis lived
d. You have a pension fund
15. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
16. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues
17. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. Cheap wine
b. Whiskey or bourbon
c. Muddy water
d. Nasty black coffee
18. The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast
19. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
20. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling
21. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie
22. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
23. Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")
24. I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.
Дакле, узевши у обзир последњу ставку, сама чињеница да си се обрео на форуму те дисквалификује за бављење блузом
Осим ако не успеш непобитно да докажеш да ниси користио сопствени компјутер, и да ти је била потребна асистенција при употреби истог.
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
znaci sve u svemu kako ja vidim ima tu mnogo vise od svirke moram tvrdo da ***** ,ubijem nekog ,pijem kao smuk i prodam komp
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Брзо учиш, далеко ћеш да догураш
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Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Svaka muzika ti je više od svirke, lepo ti čovek dade recept kako da se shebeš prvo.
A komp da prodaš pod broj jedan. Komp i blues ..... pfffffff.
A komp da prodaš pod broj jedan. Komp i blues ..... pfffffff.
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
nije muzijacki da ga prodas kad bolje razmislim izbacis ga kroz prozor,zakucas daske preko futera i pustis da samo tracak svetlosti ulazi u sobu i onda flasa sljive gitara i udri
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Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
ahahah, dobar si, pa jerkoh da prodaš komp da imaš kintu za šljivu, pljuge i te eksere ... neće blues na suvo ... nikako
evo ti jedan dobar blues/rock gitrista ... a i novo je ... iz Novembra ove godine
evo ti jedan dobar blues/rock gitrista ... a i novo je ... iz Novembra ove godine
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
dobra je ,ali ovu Fade into you sam silovao jutros do posla ko sumanut sto se izvodjaca tice ova atmosfera u ovom baru sa ovom svirkom mi je neopisiv osecaj Gary je faca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW9hCIiZ-gE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW9hCIiZ-gE
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Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Gary jeste faca, opasno je i svirao i pevao. Čekaćemo dugo na novog Gerija.
Imaš puno tih solidnih bluz i bluz/rok gitarista. Meni se jako sviđa tehnika tipa po imenu Derek Truck (The Derek Truck Band) i ceo taj njegov džem fazon.
Evo ti ga ovde sa Susan Tedeschi.
Inače i Derek ima solidnu glaščinu.
Imaš puno tih solidnih bluz i bluz/rok gitarista. Meni se jako sviđa tehnika tipa po imenu Derek Truck (The Derek Truck Band) i ceo taj njegov džem fazon.
Evo ti ga ovde sa Susan Tedeschi.
Inače i Derek ima solidnu glaščinu.
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
kako ne znam, oni su super ovu obozavam
,a i Kenny neal ima onako dobar bluz glas
,a i Kenny neal ima onako dobar bluz glas
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Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Parćinac neću da te smaram više preporukama ali Cody Canada je nešto što ne smeš da propustiš.
http://grooveshark.com/s/Kickin+Back+In ... LCvO?src=5
A ako neko smisli dobar, srceparajući i emotivan bluz na temu dinar/dolar/evro tj. pare, to će biti neko iz Paraćina.
http://grooveshark.com/s/Kickin+Back+In ... LCvO?src=5
A ako neko smisli dobar, srceparajući i emotivan bluz na temu dinar/dolar/evro tj. pare, to će biti neko iz Paraćina.
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
A većina njih koji to pevaju se uopšte ne budi ujutru nego bar u podne. Taj deo priče mi nikad nije bio jasanKristijan wrote:1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Искрено, ако и нисам тренутно у забрањеној зони, онда сам бар некад испуњавао све услове да не смем да се бавим блузом И још приде устајем врло рано Но све једно - увек ми је забавно да ово прочитам. Чини ми се да је пре неколико година на форуму неко поставио врло духовит превод овог текста, онако сасвим у духу нашег језика, то је исто било врло забавно.
Re: pozdrav svim ljubiteljima bluza
Na kraju krajeva ako si crnac to je sasvim dovoljno da pobijes sve gore navedeno vadis se na istoriju,robstvo,polja pamuka itd.ovako se ne isplati bre
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